Saturday, September 13, 2003

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A tribute in color Okay, pretend this site always had a white background. Now, imagine you just clicked here after months of loyal ...
Thursday, August 14, 2003

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Blackout babies Looks like folks will be makin’ babies tonight in northeast America and southeast Canada. Yep, it’s blackout time a...

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Darkness coverage Doesn’t it seem a bit odd to interrupt network television broadcasts and dominate cable news shows with stories abou...

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Slappin’ the donkey We can only hope Al Sharpton meant the Democratic Party. Please God, let that be the case. During a recent d...
Tuesday, August 05, 2003

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Sutor for Governor Larry Flynt won’t let a background in porn stop him. Gray Davis won’t let an apparent lack of ability hinder him. ...

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Hussein / Taylor ... Goin’ Wild for Asylum Forget Lennox Lewis. If the heavyweight boxing champion wants to retire, so be it. The ...

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Brother can you spare a whole lot? Damn, Mike Tyson wasn’t already bankrupt. Who knew? Honestly, it just seemed like something t...
Wednesday, July 30, 2003

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Gambling on corpse counts Thankfully, no futures trader will have to utter the words, “I can’t believe I lost all that money because t...

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Oh yeah, they played a game, too, by the way Okay, NFLHS.com did not want me to write a story about the skydivers who jumped into Her...

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One less link Probably nobody noticed the reduction of this site’s links by one in recent days. But it happened. I thought I found a...
Thursday, July 17, 2003

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Word count President Bush only spoke 16 words, so what could that matter? People cannot say anything that changes society in so few...

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At least he said, “I’m sorry” Hopefully some British Prime Minister - circa 2200 - will make the apology current Prime Minister Tony B...
Wednesday, July 16, 2003

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A title suggestion Maybe Ann Coulter can just call her next book Naaa, Naaa, Naaa, Naaa, Naaa, I Can’t Hear You, Liberals Have Cooties...
Friday, July 11, 2003

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Always learn the local hunting rules Randall Simon apparently forgot to read his Wisconsin pork product hunting manual. The Pittsbu...

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19 years of change Terry Wallis still mentally lives in a world in which Saddam Hussein is an American ally, Michael Jackson’s skin to...

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Just follow the instructions Go to Google.com . Type ‘weapons of mass destruction’ into the search box without the quotes. Then ...